cowishly myself ;)

Ask me anything

Shit happens and this amuses me.
Live life and enjoy it.

It does not matter how slow you go so long as you do not stop.~Wisdom of Confucius

When an ugly guy tries to impress me with how much money he makes

whatshouldwecallme:

4 days ago

593 notes

When an ugly guy buys me a drink

whatshouldwecallme:

I’m just like,

(Source: racheljingles)

4 days ago

1,065 notes

When my date says he had a great time and then never calls again

whatshouldwecallme:

4 days ago

215 notes

(Source: onac911, via goddamnhella)

5 days ago

5,962 notes

I want your love And I want your revenge

labish:

I have no regrets making this

(via goddamnhella)

5 days ago

51,776 notes

because I love this kick and it is too fast in the actual movie

5 days ago

0 notes

(Source: -andrews, via goddamnhella)

1 week ago

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leighway:

eddplant | imwithkanye:

57 Varieties. Not to be outdone by Heinz, Samuel L Jackson has tweeted 57 different spellings of the word motherf— since joining Twitter in October 2011. Entertainment Weekly dutifully compiled the list:

Amughphuqqinvengers
Maaadaaahfaaahkaaaahz
Mahfahkka
Mahfakka
Mahpfauccauhs
Mahphakka
MAVENGERFUQQAS
MAVENGERPFUQQAHS
Mawphakkas
Moneyfondler
Motherfucker
Moughoucccah
Moughpfucca
Moughuqqas
Moupfacca
Moupfouqa
Moupfuccuh
Muffpfukah
Muffughccin
Muffukaness
Mufuggas
Mughfughquahs
Mughpfakkuh
Mughpfukkas
Mughpfukkuh
Mughphughkughzz
Mughuqqa
Muh fukka
Muhfucka
Muhfugga
Muhfuggahhhh
Muhfuggin
Muhfuka
Muhfukka
Muhfukkah
Muhfukkin
Muhfuqas
Muhfuqin
Muhpfakkah
Mupfuhqeuhs
Motherfucking
Mutha fuqeu
Muthafucka
Muhphuggas
Muthafuga
Muthafukka
Muthafukkin’
Muthaphucca
Muthavenger
Muthughpfuccahz
Muthughphoukka
Muthupfuqas
Muttuhfukkuh
Mutuphukas
Muughuuqa
Muuphuuccahs
Myfollowfukkas

This post has highlighted to me the fact that I am not following Samuel Jackson on twitter, and I am going to immediately rectify this.